Kenny Powers signs with K-Swiss

[Pablo's Brother]

Watch and learn from the master:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtM8hyxFAjo

[Lamont Sanford]

Major props to you Pablo's Brother! That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

Viva Kenny Powers!

[nuts4xu]

A great example of the awesomeness that Kenny Powers has.

I watched the first episode last week again, and laughed my ass off. I can't wait for the second season to begin!

[Smails]

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

[PM Thor]

I saw the leg press commercial on TV the other day. There was a certain uneasiness about the commercial that made my skin crawl a bit. Pure brilliance.

I HATE dayton.

[D-West & PO-Z]

And to think we have John Rocker to thank for this type of character.

I love Kenny Powers.

[D-West & PO-Z]

Found this on another website:

Lets play a game: "Who said it"-John Rocker or Kenny Powers

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Try to figure them out w/o the use of google, don't cheat guys, this is actually a fun game.

1."Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids."

2.How do you like playing in New York?
-"You mean Jew York? It's ****ing great..."

3.“I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad,shit, they’re nothing compared to these fags you got here in San Francisco"

4."I'm not a very big fan of foreigners ... How the hell did they get in this country?"


5."They turn from the wrong lane. They go 20 miles per hour. It makes me want -- Look! Look at this idiot! I guarantee you she's a Japanese woman."

6. "The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. I'm not a very big fan of foreigners."

7. "Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

[BBC 08]

Found this on another website:

Lets play a game: "Who said it"-John Rocker or Kenny Powers

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Try to figure them out w/o the use of google, don't cheat guys, this is actually a fun game.

1."Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids."

2.How do you like playing in New York?
-"You mean Jew York? It's ****ing great..."

3.“I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad,shit, they’re nothing compared to these fags you got here in San Francisco"

4."I'm not a very big fan of foreigners ... How the hell did they get in this country?"


5."They turn from the wrong lane. They go 20 miles per hour. It makes me want -- Look! Look at this idiot! I guarantee you she's a Japanese woman."

6. "The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. I'm not a very big fan of foreigners."

7. "Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

2, 3, and 7 I know for sure are Kenny ****ing Powers. The others I guess are Rocker.

[D-West & PO-Z]

2, 3, and 7 I know for sure are Kenny ****ing Powers. The others I guess are Rocker.

Correct.

[xu95]

Kenny Powers was at the St. Johns festival this weekend. Joe Dirt was there as well.

xu95

[ballyhoohoo]

Kenny Powers was at the St. Johns festival this weekend. Joe Dirt was there as well.

xu95

I saw him at a Reds game a while back, Kenny F*cking Powers