X-band '01
07-22-2010, 08:47 PM
...Terrell Owens all but begging to be a Bengal. Agent Drew Rosenhaus says that 4-5 teams are interested in Two's services, but neglects to mention that the race is down to the Toronto Argonauts, Montreal Alouettes, Scottish Claymores and Cincinnati's Arena Football2 team.
...Sportswriters and talk show hosts are about to begin a cycle of programming devoted to an aging 40-year-old Viking quarterback. Inevitably he will report to the Vikings around Week 2-Week 3 of the preseason upon completion of 2-a-days and training camp.
...Same writers and talk show hosts will remind us that football is the only sport taking place. Soccer - you had your month in the sun. Baseball - we just don't care about your titilating Royals-Orioles stretch run series.
...The new 2x4 about to be beaten over our heads will be the threat of an NFL lockout in 2011. Of the 4 major sports, they've gone the longest without a labor stoppage. One reason why - we saw what happened in 1987 when replacement players took over for 3 weeks in the season.
...And in the collegiate ranks, we'll be beaten over the head repeatedly about USC's 2-year bowl ban, the next wave of realignment, etc. SEC coaches will complain about agents "ruining the game" while plotting their next NFL/stepping stone NCAA coaching gig.
...Sportswriters and talk show hosts are about to begin a cycle of programming devoted to an aging 40-year-old Viking quarterback. Inevitably he will report to the Vikings around Week 2-Week 3 of the preseason upon completion of 2-a-days and training camp.
...Same writers and talk show hosts will remind us that football is the only sport taking place. Soccer - you had your month in the sun. Baseball - we just don't care about your titilating Royals-Orioles stretch run series.
...The new 2x4 about to be beaten over our heads will be the threat of an NFL lockout in 2011. Of the 4 major sports, they've gone the longest without a labor stoppage. One reason why - we saw what happened in 1987 when replacement players took over for 3 weeks in the season.
...And in the collegiate ranks, we'll be beaten over the head repeatedly about USC's 2-year bowl ban, the next wave of realignment, etc. SEC coaches will complain about agents "ruining the game" while plotting their next NFL/stepping stone NCAA coaching gig.