Best Self-Aggrandizing Quote Ever

[Tardy Turtle]

Free agent cornerback Fred Smoot on his talent:

"Two-thirds of the world is covered by water. The other third is covered by Fred Smoot."

[Juice]

Chris Cooley put together a fantasy football league with some of his Redskin teammates.

Fred Smoot was there. Someone drafted Matt Ryan and Fred replied, "Matt Ryan? He a pair of shoes."

I advise you to watch this whole thing. It is pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTFp9uUI368

[Snipe]

Free agent cornerback Fred Smoot on his talent:

"Two-thirds of the world is covered by water. The other third is covered by Fred Smoot."


Deion Sanders has a sweet poster that said that. One of my favorite posters of all time. Prime Time was the man. He was one of the most exciting players in the league for a span, and he new a little about self-aggrandizment.

I can't find a copy of that poster online, so I will substitute one of my other favortie posters from my youth.

http://www.bcreative.com/images/success/images/drugs.jpg

[Smails]

Terrell Owens had a great one. He was 'miked up' on the sideline and was heard shouting

"I love me some me!"