JimmyTwoTimes37
03-05-2010, 12:48 PM
Bud Light Presents....Real Men of Genius (Reeeeeal Meeeeen of Geeeeniuuuus)
Today, we salute you, Mr Really Delusional Dayton Fan (Mrrr. Reeeeaaaally Deeelusional Daaaayton Fan).
Like Howie Mandel giving a speech at an ADD convention serving free redbull, you recklessly made absurd statements in the offseason. Preseason top 10, A10 player of the year, A10 coach of the year, Sweet 16, Elite 8, Final 4, beating Xavier in Cincy, going undefeated in the A10, not liking watermelons. Somewhere, Baghdad Bob http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27Oq5ot0ZI read these statements on UDPride and thought "This is complete Bull%&$*" (Aaaaand Wheeeeeeere is Boooob Noooow)
And the excuses seem to pile on and on. Cubs fans think its getting out of hand. Food poisoning from Philly Cheesesteaks, the flu, Your schedule lacking quality "big names" and strength, now the schedule is "too tough". You make excuses like the Jersey Shore Castmates make fist pumps (Goooooottta beat the beat up)
Someday, when John Edwards illegitimate grandkids are old and grey, there will be many changes in the college basketball environment. Maybe there will be another preferred fruit up 75. But two constants will remain. The Flyers will not win in Cincy and Dayton fans will still be delusional. (You Miiiiiiiiiiiiiight Neeed Meeedication)
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light Mr Really Delusional Dayton fan because there's always next millenium.
Mr. Reeeeaaaaaaally Reeeaaaallllly Deeeelusional Daaayton Fan
Today, we salute you, Mr Really Delusional Dayton Fan (Mrrr. Reeeeaaaally Deeelusional Daaaayton Fan).
Like Howie Mandel giving a speech at an ADD convention serving free redbull, you recklessly made absurd statements in the offseason. Preseason top 10, A10 player of the year, A10 coach of the year, Sweet 16, Elite 8, Final 4, beating Xavier in Cincy, going undefeated in the A10, not liking watermelons. Somewhere, Baghdad Bob http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27Oq5ot0ZI read these statements on UDPride and thought "This is complete Bull%&$*" (Aaaaand Wheeeeeeere is Boooob Noooow)
And the excuses seem to pile on and on. Cubs fans think its getting out of hand. Food poisoning from Philly Cheesesteaks, the flu, Your schedule lacking quality "big names" and strength, now the schedule is "too tough". You make excuses like the Jersey Shore Castmates make fist pumps (Goooooottta beat the beat up)
Someday, when John Edwards illegitimate grandkids are old and grey, there will be many changes in the college basketball environment. Maybe there will be another preferred fruit up 75. But two constants will remain. The Flyers will not win in Cincy and Dayton fans will still be delusional. (You Miiiiiiiiiiiiiight Neeed Meeedication)
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light Mr Really Delusional Dayton fan because there's always next millenium.
Mr. Reeeeaaaaaaally Reeeaaaallllly Deeeelusional Daaayton Fan