Smooth
01-27-2010, 05:44 PM
A perennial favorite.
Words or Phrases:
“Let me be clear” – sip
(If he’s actually clear – pound)
“Make no mistake” – sip
(If he actually makes a mistake – pound)
“Healthcare” – sip
“Obamacare”– pound
“Scott Brown” – sip
“My name is Barack Obama, and I also have a truck” – pound
“Pants on the ground” – pound
“Death panel” – sip
“Sarah Palin is a genius” – pound
“Afghanistan” – sip
“It reminds of my childhood in Kenya” – pound
“Spending freeze”– sip
“That’s why I’m naming Glenn Beck as my new Secretary of State” – six pack
“Special Olympics”– sip
“For the record, Ayla Brown is no longer available…if you know what I mean” -pound
“Beer Summit”– sip
“My Muslim faith” – pound
“Across the aisle” – sip
“We are all Kenyans now” – pound
“Jackass” – sip
“That is why our newly signed pact with the devil will help” – pound
“Unfriend”– sip
“Rectum? Damn near killed him! HAHAHA” – pound
“Same-sex” – sip
“Which is why I won the Nobel Prize.” – pound
“Party crashers” –sip
“By the power vested in me, Massachusetts is no longer a state.” – pound
“Tweet” – sip
“Thanks to the wisdom of Rush Limbaugh.” – pound
“Stimulus package” –sip
“I’m proud of the balls the Democrats have shown this past year.” – pound
“Bailout” – sip
“Pull the plug on grandma” – pound
“I think Heidi Montag looks good after her surgery” – pound
“Change isn’t easy” – sip
“Who dat?” – pound
“It won’t happen over night” – sip
“Teabaggers” – sip
“Anal” – pound
“I’ve had it with these mother****ing snakes in my mother****ing government.” – pound
“Socialism” – sip
“The teabaggers make a good point.” – pound
“Bush’s fault” – sip
“Hold on, I just got a text.” – pound
“Acted stupidly” – sip
“I would like to commend the Supreme Court on their recent decision, and welcome our newest member of the Senate, Senator Ronald McDonald.” – pound
“Underwear bomber” – sip
“So suck it Biden!” – pound
“Appalachian trail” – sip
“Excuse me while I whip this out.” – pound
“Snooki come up here so we can do shoots” – pound
On-Camera Actions or Applause:
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - sip
Shot of Michelle – sip
Shot of GOP member NOT smiling – sip
When ONLY DEMS clap – sip
When everybody claps – sip
When ONLY GOP clap – pound
When a member of the GOP is smiling – pound
Joe Wilson yells, “You’re telling the truth!” – pound
Kanye West interrupts Obama, but then lets him finish – pound
Joe Lieberman gets up and switches sides of the aisle – pound
Teabagging – pound
Senator Byrd is removed from the chamber due to a “bomb” in his underwear – pound
A shot of Senator Brown watching from the cab of his truck – pound
Joe Lieberman gets up and attempts to filibuster the speech…and succeeds – pound
Nancy Pelosi never blinks – pound
Sarah Palin resigns from Fox News half way through the speech – pound
Obama pulls out a toy lightsaber and challenges Michelle Bachmann to a duel –pound
“The Situation” joins Obama at the podium for some fist pumping – pound
Barney Frank punches Snooki in the jaw – Buy Barney a beer!
Words or Phrases:
“Let me be clear” – sip
(If he’s actually clear – pound)
“Make no mistake” – sip
(If he actually makes a mistake – pound)
“Healthcare” – sip
“Obamacare”– pound
“Scott Brown” – sip
“My name is Barack Obama, and I also have a truck” – pound
“Pants on the ground” – pound
“Death panel” – sip
“Sarah Palin is a genius” – pound
“Afghanistan” – sip
“It reminds of my childhood in Kenya” – pound
“Spending freeze”– sip
“That’s why I’m naming Glenn Beck as my new Secretary of State” – six pack
“Special Olympics”– sip
“For the record, Ayla Brown is no longer available…if you know what I mean” -pound
“Beer Summit”– sip
“My Muslim faith” – pound
“Across the aisle” – sip
“We are all Kenyans now” – pound
“Jackass” – sip
“That is why our newly signed pact with the devil will help” – pound
“Unfriend”– sip
“Rectum? Damn near killed him! HAHAHA” – pound
“Same-sex” – sip
“Which is why I won the Nobel Prize.” – pound
“Party crashers” –sip
“By the power vested in me, Massachusetts is no longer a state.” – pound
“Tweet” – sip
“Thanks to the wisdom of Rush Limbaugh.” – pound
“Stimulus package” –sip
“I’m proud of the balls the Democrats have shown this past year.” – pound
“Bailout” – sip
“Pull the plug on grandma” – pound
“I think Heidi Montag looks good after her surgery” – pound
“Change isn’t easy” – sip
“Who dat?” – pound
“It won’t happen over night” – sip
“Teabaggers” – sip
“Anal” – pound
“I’ve had it with these mother****ing snakes in my mother****ing government.” – pound
“Socialism” – sip
“The teabaggers make a good point.” – pound
“Bush’s fault” – sip
“Hold on, I just got a text.” – pound
“Acted stupidly” – sip
“I would like to commend the Supreme Court on their recent decision, and welcome our newest member of the Senate, Senator Ronald McDonald.” – pound
“Underwear bomber” – sip
“So suck it Biden!” – pound
“Appalachian trail” – sip
“Excuse me while I whip this out.” – pound
“Snooki come up here so we can do shoots” – pound
On-Camera Actions or Applause:
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - sip
Shot of Michelle – sip
Shot of GOP member NOT smiling – sip
When ONLY DEMS clap – sip
When everybody claps – sip
When ONLY GOP clap – pound
When a member of the GOP is smiling – pound
Joe Wilson yells, “You’re telling the truth!” – pound
Kanye West interrupts Obama, but then lets him finish – pound
Joe Lieberman gets up and switches sides of the aisle – pound
Teabagging – pound
Senator Byrd is removed from the chamber due to a “bomb” in his underwear – pound
A shot of Senator Brown watching from the cab of his truck – pound
Joe Lieberman gets up and attempts to filibuster the speech…and succeeds – pound
Nancy Pelosi never blinks – pound
Sarah Palin resigns from Fox News half way through the speech – pound
Obama pulls out a toy lightsaber and challenges Michelle Bachmann to a duel –pound
“The Situation” joins Obama at the podium for some fist pumping – pound
Barney Frank punches Snooki in the jaw – Buy Barney a beer!