Get A Load of This DBag

[pimpinthebox]

http://www.brianwatkins.com

[xeus]

WOW, that guy is a piece of work. Dbag doesn't even begin to describe him.

Reminds me of that guy Texas X who used to post here - the guy who cried in his car for 30 minutes after volunteering in the post-Katrina Astrodome.

[Cheesehead]

Ass clown is more like it. If you read any of his crap, he says nothing and talks in circles. My guess is he's into pyramid schemes or "wealth building" as he calls it.

He sure is lucky that he was "born with a one in a billion mind". Yes, Brian, you are a genius.

[BandAid]

He sure is lucky that he was "born with a one in a billion mind". Yes, Brian, you are a genius.

Well, there are approximately 6.7 billion people in the world.

So:


There are either 6.7 of these guys running around.
Or he shares a mind with 6.7 other people.


Either result is unfortunate for the state of the world.

[MHettel]

We finally know Snipes real name.

[whiteyxu]

No f***in way! I went to grade school with that kid! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Oh my god, seriously this just made my life. This kid is like 5'5, always tried to get into fights with the kids who were twice his size, smoked pot behind the school, and always thought he was the coolest person ever.

"One in a billion brain" ???? Ha! You couldn't do your multiplication tables when you were 15.

Honestly, though, this doesn't surprise me in the least. That chotch would do just about anything for attention. Probably trying to take advantage of people who are stupider than him -- a terrible plan, because I don't think any of those people exist.

Brian Watkins... what a waste of life!

[Kahns Krazy]

I used to work with a guy who would call his desk phone on the way back from sales calls with all sorts of self flattery. "You did a great job on that call, John. Keep up the good work." Then he'd come back to the office and play his voicemails on the speakerphone. I don't think he had any idea how distinctive his voice was.

I imagine Brian Watkins uses this technique.

[spazzrico]

The wikipedia entry for "extreme narcissism" needs to be updated with a link to this guys blog. Wow.

[blobfan]

No f***in way! I went to grade school with that kid! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
....

That is too funny. I think we have an argument on our hands agains the legalization of pot here.

Actually, I took a look at the site and I think the poor guys problems extend WAY beyond any drugs he might have inhaled. I just hope he doesn't manage to heard too many people into his spaceship.

[Smooth]

I used to work with a guy who would call his desk phone on the way back from sales calls with all sorts of self flattery. "You did a great job on that call, John. Keep up the good work." Then he'd come back to the office and play his voicemails on the speakerphone. I don't think he had any idea how distinctive his voice was.

I imagine Brian Watkins uses this technique.

I'm sure he does.

[Smooth]

I'm sure he does.

Great post, Smooth. You just locked up post of the year for Oh Ten with that one. Great job by me using Oh Ten.

[chico]

Someone please tell me this is all an elaborate ruse.

[Xpectations]

No f***in way! I went to grade school with that kid! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Oh my god, seriously this just made my life. This kid is like 5'5, always tried to get into fights with the kids who were twice his size, smoked pot behind the school, and always thought he was the coolest person ever.

"One in a billion brain" ???? Ha! You couldn't do your multiplication tables when you were 15.

Honestly, though, this doesn't surprise me in the least. That chotch would do just about anything for attention. Probably trying to take advantage of people who are stupider than him -- a terrible plan, because I don't think any of those people exist.

Brian Watkins... what a waste of life!

Does his parents' kitchen still look the same?

[Smooth]

Someone please tell me this is all an elaborate ruse.

Randal Graves:
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Customer:
I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves:
Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

[LadyMuskie]

I feel sorry for The Extreme Entrepreneur in that "oh - wow - someone has issues" - sort of way. I've never seen a website as a deafening cry for help and attention like this before. A psychology major would probably say he wasn't hugged enough as a child ;)