Truck crashes on way to Dayton Saturday....

[xavierj]

night after the game. Apparently he was trying to console the players and fans with fruit. Weird.

http://www.wpxi.com/news/22257854/detail.html

[BandAid]

This just makes Dayton's day doubly worse.

[bobbiemcgee]

I was driving by at the time.

[joebba]

This has to be a joke. Can you really have water melons this time of year? I guess if they are shipped from Mexico or South America.

[SixFig]

In related news, thousands of Dayton residents have moved to Washington, PA citing a new supply of free food.


Bill Pullman (President): I saw...its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from city to city...their whole civilization. After they've consumed every watermelon they move on...and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.

http://karentheblogslayer.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/independence-day-bpullman_l.jpg

[Xman95]

If I was heading to Dayton I would crash too. On purpose.