The Huelsman Way

[xumadman]

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[DC Muskie]

what did you do to jimmie binnie??!!!!

Jimmie!

Jimmie!

James! James!

Oh my dear lord!

[PM Thor]

The Huelsmans had a family reunion recently...

http://www.coolest-party-ideas.com/images/traffic-cone-group-halloween-costume.jpg

I HATE dayton.

[PM Thor]

Which turned into a group sex incest party...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2767/4033651080_2b01ec7663.jpg

I HATE dayton.

[American X]

The Huelsman Way is to shove opposing players into the sidelines.

Still has No Discernable Basketball Talent (http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8401)

[dc_x]

Big Kurt is 0-3 at the Cintas, with an average margin of loss of 20 points. He has averaged 18 mins, 3 pts, 3 rebs, and 2 fouls per game.

He will be missed....

[Masterofreality]

I love Byron Larkin..


udump's front line:
http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/GLW/GLW002/gwj8662173.jpg

[X-band '01]

Background Music for Huelsman DVDs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7HOSkTMPg)

[bobbiemcgee]

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[OTRMUSKIE]

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[SixFig]

The Huelsman way...

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/dead-end-sign.jpg

[More Cowbell]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/dayton-sports/university-of-dayton-flyers/flyers-ready-for-a-bruising-battle-in-low-post-at-xavier-494357.html

I guess we will see how that goes.

[Chermy23]

Im going to guess not well. I feel a little bad for him because he does try, he's just not that good but the UD fans get all over the guy.

And hes a goon who plays dirty

[PMI]

Yea, and rednecks are ready for change.

[XU05and07]

"Flyers ready for a bruising battle in low post at Xavier"...sounds like Huelsman is ready to throw Dante into the bench again


...punk

[More Cowbell]

Where's Jimmie Binnie when you need him.

[sash19]

Phuck Dayton and all their trailer park living fans.....

[Masterofreality]

I repeat and re-post:

Hoolsman?

Sung to the Chorus of "Starman" by David Bowie:

He's a Strawman
Stuck inside the lane
He cannot move his footsies
He's a stick of sugar cane

He's a Strawman
A laconic big white pole
He really has no talent
On offense, he's a big.. black.. hole

Let the foulfest begin
Let the foulfest begin
Let the foulfest begin........

[Ledgewood]

what are the odds kenny and this clown get into it within the first 5 minutes they are on the court together?

[XU05and07]

Who is the heir to the throne of Binnie and Huelsman? After 6 years of jaw dropping numbers (30 minutes, 2 pts, 3 rebounds, 5 fouls, and infinite thuggish moves), someone will have to fill the role that these two have taken such great care of.

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Kurt Huelsman isn't even ready for himself, let alone X

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Where's Jimmie Binnie when you need him.

Here's a recent picture of him and Huelsman

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00CcTaHgtMsEJBM/Auto-Traffic-Cone-FIG698K-696K-.jpg

[Masterofreality]

Who is the heir to the throne of Binnie and Huelsman? After 6 years of jaw dropping numbers (30 minutes, 2 pts, 3 rebounds, 5 fouls, and infinite thuggish moves), someone will have to fill the role that these two have taken such great care of.


Answer:
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/dayt/sports/m-baskbl/auto_headshot/3625425.jpeg

Matt Kavanaugh- 6:10. Freshman. 6 games, 0.5 ppg. 0.8 rpg

In the grand tradition.......

[Chermy23]

here's a recent picture of him and huelsman

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00cctahgtmsejbm/auto-traffic-cone-fig698k-696k-.jpg


^

ha

[bobbiemcgee]

Kurt Huelsman isn't even ready for himself, let alone X

He gets 2 quick fouls and rides the pine.

[The_Mack_Pack]

He gets 2 quick fouls and rides the pine.

That would be the best case scenario for Dayton.

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

He gets 2 quick fouls and rides the pine.



We definitely want Huelsman on the court. We have a 6 on 4 advantage then.

[American X]

Why do they twice refer to rivalry? We are not playing UC and they are not playing Wright State.

Huelsman will certainly 'stand his ground.' Stationary while getting scored on.

[Masterofreality]

Why do they twice refer to rivalry? We are not playing UC and they are not playing Wright State.

Huelsman will certainly 'stand his ground.' Stationary while getting scored on.

Reps to you sir.

For both factoids.

[LadyMuskie]

"Flyers ready for a bruising battle in low post at Xavier"...sounds like Huelsman is ready to throw Dante into the bench again


...punk

I was thinking the exact same thing. Huelsman has no actual atheticism or skill, so the only purpose he serves is to try to foul people without the refs noticing. He also lacks the skill to do that properly, so mostly he's just useless!

[Cheesehead]

Like Jimmie Binnie, Huelsman should thank the Lord that he got a D-1 scholarship.

Andrew Taylor is better and he came from a D-2 school.

[joebba]

We need an annual Jimmie Binnie award. Who gets it this year? Huelsman is certainly worthy of consideration.