Adam Morrison, Douche King

[Xman95]

Just when I thought I hated this douchebag as much as possible, I had to go and read a story like this. Now, maybe if it was another player I would have found it funny, but when a player has already established himself as an A-1 jagoff and slobbering bitch, this becomes just another thing in the negative column.

Why can this jackass just go disappear into the woods of Montana? Adam, you've already proven yourself to be an NBA Draft bust and a top shelf dickhead. Just go away already!

King of the Douchebags steals a high five (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Adam-Morrison-steals-a-Mavericks-high-fi?urn=nba,211656)


For anyone wanting some visual reminders of what a douchenozzle he is:

http://www.theheckler.com/news/articlefiles/647-07-02-15-Adam-Morrison.jpg

http://www.adamrichardson.com/2p2/AdamMorrison.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/nba/players_l/20081111/4131.jpg?x=65&y=85&xc=1&yc=1&wc=164&hc=215&q=100&sig=kJG2QmboY_2vyx0GeA0QIQ--

[Xman95]

These are some of my favorites and deserve their own post so the other pics don't steal any of the effect:

http://trueball.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/morrisoncryer.jpg

http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/Morrison.JPG

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/seth_davis/03/24/thursday.qanda/tx_morrison_cry_si.jpg

[MHettel]

great college player

[NoDaker84]

There is a reason why this guy is/was a huge bust and will never amount to anything in the NBA, he is one of the dirtiest players and foul mouths in basketball. Having watched him play in person when X lost to the Zags in the 1st round of the tournament back in 06, he does a great job of throwing little elbows and rib jabs running up and down the court and in the half court set that goes unnoticed by most. Now some call that smart intelligent basketball by wearing down your opponent, me, I just call it dirty slum ball. Just ask Stanley Burrell about "Ammo's" play and mouth, he totally went off on Morrison in his interviews after the 06 tourney game.

Obviously that crap doesn't go unnoticed in the NBA and I highly doubt Morrison could get two words in before being beaten to a pulp by anyone in the league.

As far as the high five goes, I think Morrison was so shocked that someone even noticed him that he had to take it reguardless of what team it was from!

[xubball93]

I enjoyed watching him cry like a baby after all the trash talking that punk-ass did against X. F*cker can dish it out but can't take it.

[drudy23]

At least he got a haircut.

[boozehound]

At least he got a haircut.

He is going for a more 'clean cut' look. It is easier to lure small children into his van that way.

[Berger]

As a bobcats fan, I couldn't have been happier when I heard he was off the team for good..

[Masterofreality]

He still has that pornstache and has augmented it with a stupid goatee.

Adam Morrison= Gordon Hayward. Chippy, cheap, and semi-dirty.

[powerofX]

As a bobcats fan,..

So you are the one?

[Xman95]

I just thought it was pathetic that he was tearing up near the end of the game despite the fact that his team still had a chance to win. The dude was supposed to be the leader, the go-to guy, the one to put everyone else on his back while leading them to victory...but he couldn't because his eyes were already filling with tears. Pansy.

[PMI]

great college player

Stay on topic. Morrison is a Grade A big wet flopping bag of douche.