Tragically Not Glenn Beck

[BBC 08]

Word of warning, if you are a Glenn Beck fan then do not continue reading further.

This video, link (http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/5ainYHImgE8/victim_in_fatal_car_accident), inspired me to start this thread. Below, post all bad things that happen in this world that tragically did not happen to Glenn Beck. I'll start it off with this story: link (http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/11/03/beef.recall.e.coli/index.html).

[BBC 08]

This story tragically did not happen to Glenn Beck: http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/popeye_jones_charged_with_dwi

[Strange Brew]

This story tragically did not happen to Glenn Beck: http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/popeye_jones_charged_with_dwi

What a pillar of tolerance and understanding you are. :rolleyes:

[Snipe]

Oh how I wish Glenn Beck was dead. Then all would be right with the world. I can graphically trace all the world's problems to Glenn Back.

If only it was that easy.

I love Glenn Beck. And I think he actually is both insane and on the correct path or enlightenment. He is probably a bi-polar manic depressive or what not, but that doesn't mean he isn't right.

[boozehound]

Sounds like Snipe is harboring some man love for Glenn Beck...

[BBC 08]

A friend of mine in DC has the flu. This tragically didn't happen to Glenn Beck.

[BBC 08]

This is the video for those who don't want to click on a link:

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[Muskie73]

This is the video for those who don't want to click on a link:

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Snappy video. Drags a little in the middle though.

[Strange Brew]

A friend of mine in DC has the flu. This tragically didn't happen to Glenn Beck.

If only the gov't had formulated an effective strategy to create enough vaccines. I pray for your friend. Keep swingin' Casey. :rolleyes:

[PM Thor]

I think many would agree that if this thread said "Tragically Not Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann", we'd all be happier.

But that's just me.

I HATE dayton.

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

I think many would agree that if this thread said "Tragically Not Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann", we'd all be happier.

But that's just me.

I HATE dayton.

They should have a caged MMA match of Olbermann vs Beck. All the proceeds go to the charity of the winner.

Although Olbermann has the clear size advantage, I think Beck would be scrappy.

I wonder who can take a punch better.

[BBC 08]

Snappy video. Drags a little in the middle though.

Touche. Looks like I don't know how to embed a video. FAIL

[AdamtheFlyer]

They should have a caged MMA match of Olbermann vs Beck. All the proceeds go to the charity of the winner.

Although Olbermann has the clear size advantage, I think Beck would be scrappy.

I wonder who can take a punch better.

Olbermann would take two and a half rounds to stop talking about himself and finally slap Beck weaker than a 5 year old girl. Beck would then cry until the clock ran out.

[Xman95]

They should have a caged MMA match of Olbermann vs Beck. All the proceeds go to the charity of the winner.

Olbermann would probably win, but not because he's better/more talented. No, he would probably have Dan Patrick in the ring with him, doing all the dirty work and actually fighting Beck. Then, when the fight was over with Beck out cold, Keith could have his hand raised and take all the glory that Patrick won for him.