Kurt Huelsman's Next Instructional DVD:

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

In response to the video on youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHchsrNhaBo - Where the guy interviewing him states "Joined alongside by one of the most popular Dayton Flyers."

Lessons for his next DVD will include the following

1) How to stay in foul trouble

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[JimmyTwoTimes37]

2) How to least effectively use your body
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[JimmyTwoTimes37]

3) Always stay hydrated so you can succeed at failing:
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[JimmyTwoTimes37]

4) Rigorous Richard Simmons workouts in the offseason:

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

5) Learn the proper reaction when faced with the wrath of an entire fan base, yet cheered by opposing fans
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[JimmyTwoTimes37]

6) How to always be one step behind
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[JimmyTwoTimes37]

7) How to shoot the basketball while your feet are pointed towards the sideline
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[JimmyTwoTimes37]

8) How to miss layups
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[AdamtheFlyer]

Now that's funny.

[ud2009]

Got to give you credit there. That stuff is hilarious.

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Let me state for the record, I am a Kurt Huelsman fan. I actually admire the way he handles all the criticism and the hatred, and still manages to try his best at all times. I root for him every game except when he's playing X.

He may be as athletically gifted as Verne Troyer, but he never gives up. I give him props on keeping his head straight despite the criticism.

That said, I had to make a KH thread before the season starts. Especially his senior year.

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Lesson 9) How to miss an uncontested dunk and get bailed out by a teammate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1imx6J2314

The crowd reaction is priceless as are the comments below the video on youtube when it comes to KH.

"I hate how Huelsman starts when Devin Searcy is way better than him "

"how did kurt miss that "

"haha. i am a dayton fan and i just think they need to get rid of huelsman last night vs xvier he had 2 points and fouled out i mean c'mon & i totally agree he cant even throw down a dunk "

"haha kurt stinks i know her cousin"

"huelsman cannot dunk at 6'10 "

"Come on that was a sweet pass. "

[powerofX]

Lesson 9) How to miss an uncontested dunk and get bailed out by a teammate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1imx6J2314

Favorite part...can't tell who it is because of video quality, but...check out KH giving five to a teammate running back. What's his teammate saying while slapping hands "nice assist?'

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Lesson 10) Kurt will teach the basics of how to make ridiculous faces in the heat of battle. As you can see, he's been perfecting his technique since high school.

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Special guest and Denmark All Star Jimmy Binnie has agreed to make an appearance

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[JimmyTwoTimes37]

http://www.daytonflyers.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/huelsman_kurt00.html

[jdm2000]

You do kind of feel bad for Huelsman...the Flyer fans at work are harder on him than any X fan.

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

Anyone buy this Kurt Huelsman instructional DVD yet? I know Anthony Biggie McClain did

[JimmyTwoTimes37]

I am not ashamed to say it.

I miss Kurt Huelsman

[Cheesehead]

I am not ashamed to say it.

I miss Kurt Huelsman

They have another guy just like him. Actually, Kavanaugh might be better.

I miss Jimmie Binnie. Now, he was the man!