ATL's Big Adventure - 5-word story

[XUglow]

OK, so ATL's story was short of details. I think we can flush is out a bit with one of our famous 5-word stories. All you have to do is read what has been written and then add 5 more words in a new post.

Let's begin...


ATL was already drinking heavily

[blobfan]

When he was inspired to

[bobbiemcgee]

solicit a ho' in Buckhead

[sweet16]

and score some crack cocaine

[bobbiemcgee]

he had other problems too

[XU05and07]

The crack was the finest

[Kahns Krazy]

and the drugs were too

[BBC 08]

While reaking of gin and

[Muskie1000]

and smelling of acrid smoke

[American X]

he announced his candidacy for

[Snipe]

Fulton County Sherrif and the

[Jumpy]

emperor of Xavier Hoops online.

[vee4xu]

However, it was decided by

[XUglow]

some strippers at Platinum Plus

[D-West & PO-Z]

that D-West&PO-Z already ruled xavierhoops

[xudash]

so he considered other options

[Smooth]

like governor of South Carolina

[Kahns Krazy]

So he called Rod Blagojevich

[Tardy Turtle]

and ate chocolate ice cream

[xeus]

(that was the stripper's name)

[bobbiemcgee]

stumbling, he fell on a

[Smooth]

stripper's pole. She was a

[XURunner85]

not a she but a dude

[Smooth]

That is six. Dumb ass.

[DART87]

Wearing chaps and a stetson

[bobbiemcgee]

he mounted his ho' and

[X-band '01]

drove to the Gold Club

[waggy]

where he requested VIP room

[PM Thor]

then thought better of it.

I HATE dayton.

[BENWAR]

After his wife said no.

[Snipe]

In an unexpected turn of

[Titanxman04]

events, he saw NPH on

(Neil Patrick Harris)

[Jumpy]

a unicorn, snorting smack off

[Pablo's Brother]

Bob Huggins and Kanye West

[BBC 08]

Kanye took the mic and

[American X]

admitted he likes fishsticks, then

[XUglow]

this made Huggins puke again.

[BBC 08]

Now back to our regularly

[bobbiemcgee]

scheduled bashing of Sean Miller

[American X]

and ritual viking sacrifice of

[bobbiemcgee]

ud2009, Dallen and Chris Farley

[surfxu]

the above were spotted participating

[Coastal Muskie]

in ATL's backseat who said,

[PM Thor]

I will not ever touch

I HATE dayton.

[Kahns Krazy]

preparation H and cheese whiz

[nuts4xu]

unless I'm hanging with Garvin

[Jumpy]

again. I will, however, wear

[BBC 08]

a pink boa and fedora

[bourbonman]

while softly and affectionately stroking

[Tardy Turtle]

this almost perfectly shaved beaver

[A10fan]

down to the bloody nub

[XUglow]

When the cops arrived at

[bobbiemcgee]

Lance Stephenson's UC dorm room

[Kahns Krazy]

There were three alpacas there.

http://www.visitcumbria.com/tony/alpaca-3052411.jpg

[XUglow]

a watermelon and Andy Kennedy.

[Tardy Turtle]

So while wearing assless chaps

[xeus]

Mick Cronin said to Stephenson

[XURunner85]

Xavier is #1 in Cincinnati

[nuts4xu]

and I recommend the chronic

[BENWAR]

To put in a bong

[D-West & PO-Z]

then go to Lodge Bar

[Masterofreality]

where ATL was hangin' with

[bobbiemcgee]

XH's hosting co. dopey morons

[nuts4xu]

then drudy shows up in

[Masterofreality]

resplendent feathers, silk and lace

[BBC 08]

He then struts his

[bobbiemcgee]

4 word 5 word story

[Tardy Turtle]

"Me Love You Long Time"

[BBC 08]

He then struts his

Really, big, epic, gargantuan (sp) fail

[ATL Muskie]

MOR admitted he fathered nuts4XU

[XUglow]

. Nuts4xu always thought dad was

[xudash]

a bartender from City View

[Kahns Krazy]

that jumped off one foot.

[nuts4xu]

Nuts was relieved to learn

[ATL Muskie]

Bob Huggins has no integrity

[XUglow]

but he does have handcuffs

[nuts4xu]

in case the cops don't

[XUglow]

put them in the same

[ATL Muskie]

place as Jeff Ruby's wife