View Full Version : Top 10 Reasons Miller Left X
xucub
04-28-2009, 02:16 PM
10. Desert? Thought he was signing up for more dessert.
9. Better position to rebound a McLean missed free throw.
8. But it is dry heat.....
7. Better chance of physically seeing the Steelers in a superbowl game.
6. A10 coaches had figured out inbounds plays.
5. Closer to buddy Dawn Rogers.
4. Ari-eggs-onia
3. "If Cronin gets to rebuild a team from the scrap heap, I get to rebuild a team from the scrapheap!"
2. No need for a snuggie!
1. Buyout should cover most of the 2009 seat license/AFO donation.
10. Money
9. Lots of money
8. A boat full of money
7. Pac 10
6. Millions in cash
5. I can win a national title there
4. So much money I can throw it on my bed and swim in it.
3. $15 Million
2. Money
1. MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Cheesehead
04-28-2009, 03:59 PM
chance to finally learn a foreign language.
CleXU
04-28-2009, 04:01 PM
he was suffering from one of the first cases of swine flu
bobbiemcgee
04-28-2009, 04:09 PM
likes to mow rocks.
wkrq59
04-28-2009, 05:18 PM
The off-season has finally arrived. But, damn, those are funny. And true.
At risk of being pilloried, can't we let him go?
Why waste time and effort when we can focus on any number of topics more relevant, beneficial and amusing (well maybe not amusing)? Just a couple of pennies worth.:D:D
MHettel
04-28-2009, 05:32 PM
To keep a handfull of losers occupied indefinitely.
GoMuskies
04-28-2009, 05:46 PM
0,000,000,000
AviatorX
04-28-2009, 05:46 PM
To keep a handfull of losers occupied indefinitely.
I thought thats why we decided to suggest XU go independent?
vee4xu
04-28-2009, 08:06 PM
10. Start a fight among the Xavier faithful on X-hoops.
9. To raise awareness that we should be giving more to the All-For-One club.
8. To keep up with Matta and Calapari.
7. To chase hot looking Arizona co-eds. No such mammal could be found on Xavier's campus.
6. To close the distance between him and Dawn so he could continue the affair he started with her at Xavier.
5. To piss off his wife, but not so much that she leaves him now that he's making all that money. We should tell her about Dawn!
4. He heard the Mexican food was better than Chipotle.
3. Because he lost a bet with Chris Mack.
2. Oh, yeah money.
1. To finally give Gary something to be right about.
Wild card reason: No one offered him a snuggie in Pittsburgh. I told you guys he looked pissed when he glanced up our way.
Pablo's Brother
04-28-2009, 09:21 PM
Dry air should help his cough.
Cheesehead
04-28-2009, 09:40 PM
I thought thats why we decided to suggest XU go independent?
Classic. Seriously though, why did you bring that up? mhettel will give us 20 reasons why XU should be independent but we only need 1 reason to win he argument: "IT'S A STUPID IDEA!"
whiteyxu
04-28-2009, 10:28 PM
Dry air should help his cough.
Plus, maybe now he won't sweat through his suit jacket when there's no moisture in the air.
Masterofreality
04-29-2009, 09:35 AM
Careful, you guys.
The little dog will be barking at you for demeaning the departed coach.
We don't need that around here now, do we? :p
drudy23
04-30-2009, 03:23 PM
Larry Eustachy (sp?) is his mentor and he figured if he's going to party with coeds, might as well hit the tan ones.
Careful, you guys.
The little dog will be barking at you for demeaning the departed coach.
We don't need that around here now, do we? :p
YAWN.
How's your IMG/Arizona/Kyryl Natyazhko conspiracy investigation coming along MOR?
Masterofreality
04-30-2009, 04:59 PM
YAWN.
How's your IMG/Arizona/Kyryl Natyazhko conspiracy investigation coming along MOR?
Time will tell on this. Wait for it. IMG Academy has now been implicated in the Nate Miles-UConn mess with a time frame of 2007. The Pitt board has referenced it too with Kyryl. All new territory for an investigation.
Hey, Muskie. This little dog just won't stop barking. Maybe he's been out on the loose too long. Probably time he gets put in the house.
We'd like some peace and quiet around here.
Time will tell on this. Wait for it. IMG Academy has now been implicated in the Nate Miles-UConn mess with a time frame of 2007. The Pitt board has referenced it too with Kyryl. All new territory for an investigation.
Hey, Muskie. This little dog just won't stop barking. Maybe he's been out on the loose too long. Probably time he gets put in the house.
We'd like some peace and quiet around here.
IMG being implicated and Sean Miller being implicated are two different things. Yes, time will tell.
And did you just tattle to Muskie on me? Classic. What are you, 6 years old?
XU 87
04-30-2009, 06:09 PM
Without getting into the above feud, I think almost everyone would agree that Sean was a decent and honest person/coach while he was at X. I don't think he suddently turned into an unethical scumbag who sold his soul to the devil because he went to Arizona.
Masterofreality
04-30-2009, 06:25 PM
And did you just tattle to Muskie on me? Classic. What are you, 6 years old?
Don't have to tattle, puppy. You're barking is loud enough for anyone to hear on their own. Time to go back in the house and be quiet.
Don't have to tattle, puppy. You're barking is loud enough for anyone to hear on their own. Time to go back in the house and be quiet.
Wow, this is getting nasty.
Don't have to tattle, puppy. You're barking is loud enough for anyone to hear on their own. Time to go back in the house and be quiet.
Oh, I can keep this up all summer. God knows you give me more than enough material to work with.
Oh, I can keep this up all summer.
That's what she said.
XU 87
04-30-2009, 08:19 PM
Allright ladies, let's break it up.
Masterofreality
04-30-2009, 10:20 PM
Oh, I can keep this up all summer.
That's what she said.
Nice. Now he's answering himself.
Have fun with yourself, dog.
Have fun with yourself, dog.
I imagine you mean "dog" to be an insult. You obviously don't know me very well.
xucub
05-02-2009, 11:49 AM
Another reason.....
11. Couldn't get Ari Stewart...decided to settle for Ari Zona
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