UMass Premature Ejaculators

[American X]

Coming in third place, behind Colonials and The Cardinal, for worst nickname is the UMass Minutemen.

It is beyond me why they would pick such an embarrassing name. It is a shame they collectively have this problem, but it seems like something they should keep personal.

Xavier should be able to handle the Minutemen. It looks like they peaked a little early.

[Stonebreaker]

Dude, that's just wrong. LOL

[waggy]

This one will be over early..

:D

[X-band '01]

I thought UMass fans wanted to come on here and talk smack. This one's a fat pitch over the plate for them.

[American X]

Xavier is the bastion of freedom and decency.

UMass is the home of male sexual dysfunction.

[Stonebreaker]

American X, you sir, are a great American!

[American X]

UMass has played well only in very short spurts, climaxing early with their win at Kansas.


(One of the best features of this board is that last season's posts do not get purged during the off-season.)

[nuts4xu]

This is great.

Keep em cumin, Am X!

[Masterofreality]

Could also be pronounced "Mi-noote- men".

Whether its quick or small there ain't no satisfaction

[vee4xu]

Great minds think alike Amex. I used the same name in the Predict The Score thread before even seeing this one.

[X-band '01]

Someone please rep AmeX for me; I apparently don't spread enough rep around the board. Please don't make me have to rep UC posters before I can get to him again.

[xavbball]

Someone please rep AmeX for me

Done.

American X...simply awesome.

[Fred Garvin]

I don't understand why a minute's considered "premature."

[American X]

It definitely looked like UMass peaked early this year - starting 7-0 then losing 5 of 6 - but they got it up again to knock off Dayton. Still, questions remain about their stamina to win at Xavier.

[bobbiemcgee]

http://www.masslive.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/01/umass_basketball_team_hopes_a.html

"minuteman looking for slow and easy pace" haha

[smileyy]

Xavier is the bastion of freedom and decency.

I hate to point it out to you, but the French Musketeers served a monarchy...not exactly your free-est of societies...

[Snipe]

I don't understand why a minute's considered "premature."

I miss Garvin.

KING KENNY!

[SixFig]

Rick Pitino thinks UMass has great stamina

[vee4xu]

The Minutemen are know for an early pull out and exit

[The_Mack_Pack]

Umass usually begins the game with high energy and excitement and tries to finish strong, unfortunately they usually just take the air out of the ball and lull everyone to sleep by the start of the second half.

[American X]

Flaccid performance recently from the Minutemen.

[LutherRackleyRulez]

Could also be pronounced "Mi-noote- men".

Whether its quick or small there ain't no satisfaction

MoR,

Sweet avatar!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4100/4852856411_14f1220908.jpg

[UCGRAD4X]

I guess it is fair to say that this team definitely has its shortcomings.

[GoMuskies]

Unfortunately our guys didn't bother to ejaculate at all.

[SixFig]

Unfortunately our guys didn't bother to ejaculate at all.

Result: a major case of Blue Balls

[American X]

Last time for quick performance from the Minutemen. Enjoy it, briefly.

(need to come up with new material heading to Big East - been easy recycling the A-10)

[muskiefan82]

Last time for quick performance from the Minutemen. Enjoy it, briefly.

(need to come up with new material heading to Big East - been easy recycling the A-10)

I will miss URI-Nation. That was one of my favorites.

[X-band '01]

Unfortunately, Xavier has been umm, well, you know...


I'll miss UMass next year.