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Jumpy
04-07-2009, 04:32 PM
Signed Tank Johnson to a one year deal today. They never learn.

http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/tank-rolls-in-/5ea9dd76-3858-40e1-ade4-37d3865250b1
xubball93
04-07-2009, 04:34 PM
this news gave a laugh during an otherwise dismal day.
Muskie
04-07-2009, 06:35 PM
Change we can believe in.... oh wait... wrong organization.
pimpinthebox
04-07-2009, 07:07 PM
That's the thing.

The high men on the totem pole for the Bengals (Marvin and Mikey) = morons.

The high man on the totem pole for the Musketeers (Bobinski and Graham) = a couple of class acts who have it all together.
Billy
04-07-2009, 07:11 PM
Great organization down there. Top notch. Top notch, indeed.
nuts4xu
04-07-2009, 10:22 PM
Mike Brown is the "redeemer".

Bobinski he ain't.
Jumpy
04-08-2009, 05:49 AM
I'm tired of trying to defend them. Just when you think they've turned the corner... that they've learned their lessons and are going to do things right... they pull some shit like this. Thanks, Mikey and Marv, you have just validated my decision not to renew my season tickets this year. You even made it worth eating the COA.
TaipeiMuskie
04-08-2009, 07:34 AM
Way to stay on course.
Smails
04-08-2009, 08:17 AM
I couldn't care less about Tank's baggage. I'm done taking the moral high road with the Bengals and the NFL. I hope Mikey sells his soul to the devil to get a winner in this city. Is Rae Carruth available? I think Plaxico is looking for a home. Shit...Travis Henry could be the answer at tailback fo all I care
TheDanimal
04-08-2009, 08:37 AM
The pass rush was so abysmal last year that I really don't have a problem with it.
Cheesehead
04-08-2009, 10:15 AM
I'm going back to raking leaves w/ the Ipod on Sundays when the Bengals play. Much more enjoyable.
XU 87
04-08-2009, 12:36 PM
The Bengals sign these bums because they are the only players who have some talent who are willing to play in Cincinnati. And since no one else wants these thugs, they come cheap. Anyone who thinks the Bengals will ever be any good is more delusional than a Dayton fan. You can't win with incompetent and cheap management who does the same stupid things over and over again.

On another note, I just read that Chad Johnson, another Bengal bum, is rumored to be traded to the Giants. If that occurs, how long until Plaxico becomes a Bengal?
TheDanimal
04-08-2009, 01:08 PM
The Bengals sign these bums because they are the only players who have some talent who are willing to play in Cincinnati. And since no one else wants these thugs, they come cheap. Anyone who thinks the Bengals will ever be any good is more delusional than a Dayton fan. You can't win with incompetent and cheap management who does the same stupid things over and over again.

On another note, I just read that Chad Johnson, another Bengal bum, is rumored to be traded to the Giants. If that occurs, how long until Plaxico becomes a Bengal?

3.5 to 15 years
Billy
04-08-2009, 01:49 PM
I couldn't care less about Tank's baggage. I'm done taking the moral high road with the Bengals and the NFL. I hope Mikey sells his soul to the devil to get a winner in this city. Is Rae Carruth available? I think Plaxico is looking for a home. Shit...Travis Henry could be the answer at tailback fo all I care

I'm not sure if this is total sarcasm...or you are implying that the Bengals have actually spent time on the high road.

Because if you're stating the latter...that's pretty fuuny.
Smails
04-08-2009, 02:01 PM
I'm not sure if this is total sarcasm...or you are implying that the Bengals have actually spent time on the high road.

Because if you're stating the latter...that's pretty fuuny.

I'm talking personally...not the organization. I simply don't care anymore...
Billy
04-08-2009, 02:05 PM
I'm talking personally...not the organization. I simply don't care anymore...

Ah, got it. Point clarified.
XU2424
04-08-2009, 02:34 PM
IMO it was a good signing, it gives us (Bengals fans) the pass rush we needed. Dallas played him out of position, look for our D line to be stout this year and improve on our # 12 ranking. All we need now is to get rid of the cancer that is Chad Johnson, and it looks like he might be out of here soon. Cincinnati Bengals, thats the team we are going to cheer to victory....Touchdown Bengals...
gladdenguy
04-08-2009, 03:08 PM
IMO it was a good signing, it gives us (Bengals fans) the pass rush we needed. Dallas played him out of position, look for our D line to be stout this year and improve on our # 12 ranking. All we need now is to get rid of the cancer that is Chad Johnson, and it looks like he might be out of here soon. Cincinnati Bengals, thats the team we are going to cheer to victory....Touchdown Bengals...

....put some points up on the board and win that game for CINCINNATI!!!!!!!
xubball93
04-08-2009, 06:05 PM
Leon Hall busted for DUI

Bengals cornerback Leon Hall is facing charges after the Ohio State Highway Patrol says he was driving under the influence of alcohol. A breath test showed Hall had a blood-alcohol concentration of 0.149. The legal limit is 0.08.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090408/SPT02/304080028/1066
Smooth
04-10-2009, 06:34 PM
Leon Hall busted for DUI

Bengals cornerback Leon Hall is facing charges after the Ohio State Highway Patrol says he was driving under the influence of alcohol. A breath test showed Hall had a blood-alcohol concentration of 0.149. The legal limit is 0.08.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090408/SPT02/304080028/1066

The Bengals get Tank, then a Bengal gets tanked. Never saw that coming.